CHEC - Lane End Race
18th April 2010

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We couldn’t have asked for better weather. The sun was shining but the air remained relatively cool and it hadn’t rained all week. The track was definitely going to be a lot easier to navigate than the last outing we had at Lane End back in March when CHEC held their first ever ‘Practice Day’. Unfortunately even though that day was aimed at beginners, nature didn’t play along and persistent rain on the days leading up to the event left all the beginners struggling to contend with the slippery hills. This time however we were greeted by baked hard going and the only concerns were for dust and getting too hot!
I received a forlorn phone call from Steve on the Saturday saying that his big bore rebuild of his husky (250 to 310cc) had hit the buffers after only ten minutes of running and a suspected engine temperature sensor meant he was going to be confined to marshal duties. This could have been a blessing in disguise as he is still being hampered by a painful rib following a spill up at Enduroland.

 

pre-race meditation (medication) - the comfort of a hot cross bun!
Darren, me and Tony


My 450exc was now fully fit and rearing to go after the small scare a few weeks ago when it ground to a halt and metal bits were found to be lurking in the engine. I’ll fill you all in about that later in another report, suffice to say the engine had regained some of the fire breathing oomph that I hadn’t notice was gone. In fact it felt like a bit of an animal again! After earlier reports in the week that it might rain on Sunday I was slightly concerned about the GT216 on the rear. I have the slightly harder 213 waiting to go on but as we got closer to the day I opted to turn it around on the rim to prolong it’s life slightly.
So it was once again up to Tony and me to fly the Club DB flag. Since Lane End is close to home, Nicky and I enjoyed the luxury of not having to get up too early. After one brief detour to head back home to retrieve my mobile phone (lost without it) we picked up Tony at about 8am and after loading up, set off for Lane End at about half past – but only after another quick ‘about face’ to pick up Tony’s camelpack!

 

The Venue: Lane End


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Before The Start


Getting to the venue we were once again greeted by the terrible news that the catering van had not turned up, so for the second time we were tea’less in the morning – disaster! Luckily the normal CHEC catering crew will be back for the next one.
It looks like the changes brought in since last year has had an effect as there was almost 150 riders booked in for the day. Slightly down on the 200 that were at the practice day and I think the slippery going may have put some absolute beginners off a little. This is a great pity as the CHEC crew had laid out a cracking course of roughly 6 to 7 miles that took anywhere from 22 for the quicker riders to 25 minutes for the moderately fast clubman with sportsman bringing up the rear (in theory).
After parking up we had a chance to meet a load of the regular competitors and a few newbie's like Darren who had signed up for his first ever H&H. I’d been advising Darren how to get into the sport via the website and he’s inherited my old body armour (suite and knees) to get him going.

Riders briefing before the race

the parc ferme

 

Morning Session


I’d been waiting for Tony to enter the event so I could start on the next row and have something to aim for – but this meant we were stuck back on the 8th and 9th row. Not only that but a certain editor and publisher were starting on the row behind me, so now I had some extra motivation to keep up my 100% record of beating Si! I walked over to catch up and check out the bikes they’d be using to see just how much effort I was going to have to put in to stay ahead!
In the riders briefing Gavin (along with some others) got a small trophy for a result at one of last year’s events. After a short talk on the do’s and don’don'ts the race got underway at roughly 10.30.

 

and we're off!

 

no. 89 Ronnie Rodgers (eventual second place finisher) gets off to a flyer with Gavin next to him.

 

Now as some of you may know, my fitness training of late has been more about sitting watching TV and eating than pounding the treadmill or MTB, so I was determined not to go too crazy and wear myself out. After a brief chat to Steve on the start line we set off for the first lap of the two hour morning session. Luckily there wasn’t anyone on my row to push the pace too much so I was able to pull away and set my own speed. The track was being run in reverse to the March practice day and it had a totally new feel to it. Furthermore there were a fair few subtle changes to make it feel like a completely new track. Having said that, there were all the Lane End favorites included into the track and over time you learn these and know what to expect next. We set off in what I think is a northwards direction away from the pits and stuck to the top of the hill in the woods before looping back again but this time doing some gentle turns up and down the slope of the hill. It wasn’t long before I caught up to the slower riders from the rows ahead but managed to either slip by on an open section or got waved past by the rider ahead.
Once we’d worked our way back we took a path straight down followed by a short dog leg that brought us out into a big sloppy puddle – which we had to ride through. Luckily this never turned into a quagmire so it must have a solid base underneath.

 

peace brother!
(photo by David Brown)

 

the wet bit

 

the junction at the puddle

 

Through the wet patch it was back up the other side of the valley , followed by a high speed run to the woods to the south where we made our way into the trees again ie down the valley slope and slowly wound our way back along this eastern slope back to the wet patch junction. From here we climbed up the over side of the valley turned left then left again so we were heading back down but this time there was the ‘jump’ to deal with. Now I’ve seen so many people come a right cropper here that I’m kind of cautious and always opt for the cluck cluck method of ridding down instead of jumping. My bike really doesn’t like jumping, so I try not to force the issue, we have a good partnership and I try not to upset the applecart!

 

jumping down the drop - how it should be done

 

me doing it slightly more relaxed but still going for the overtake

 


I caught Tony just before a climb up through some saplings and at the last moment opted to take the adjacent lane to the right and got to the top first – mission number one accomplished. By now we were in the main valley of the Lane End grounds and the single track going took us up and down the length of the RHS but getting ever more lower until the track crossed over to the opposite side where the course took in some of the steep climbs that had everyone hitting the deck at the practice day. Today however they were fairly easy to clear but some were still struggling and on the first lap I came haring (hare & hounds?) round the bottom bend to see two bikes on the deck, one on the left and one on the right. In a micro second I spotted a do’able path to the right and kept the gas on just as the second rider motioned to go where I’d already aimed the bike – no problem.

 

one of the hills - a lot going on in this photo

 

one rider not coping with the hill very well
( ever sympathetic marshal gives some advice!)

 

when in trouble - start peddling!

 

me near the top

 

Tony


We used several of these steep slopes going up and down them as we traced the path of the valley side then topped out and traversed the flat section, zig zagging through the trees until we skirted the bottom of one of the plantation near the road, shortly after mile marker number 4 I think. After a short windy bit we cut up into the plantation and dropped into and jumped (if you’re fast enough) out of the ‘bomb hole’. A few more twists and turns in the plantation then the course doubled back on itself in a high speed flat out run along a rutted windy track. Keeping the gas open I could feel the inertia of the mousses when changing direction at high speed.

 

 

someone is very keen on getting some 'air'!

 

 

slip streaming to go faster ?!

 

sleepy head - Gavin - still going in the morning


A few more flowing bits and the track popped out the trees over a rutted track that in the beginning I just road over but as the day worn on a tried to jump over – with mixed success. By now we were in the south west part of the woods heading progressively north. Another quick high speed ride down a hill had us at the end of the woods where we turned back in a more or less easterly direction to bring us back down the valley skirting the main large field at the bottom to come back to the transponders to complete the lap.

 

the inevitable wheelie shots

 

 

 

 


Lap one was pretty congested but I managed to slip by most of the slower riders without any problems. By lap two the field had strung out a lot and at times it seemed like you were all alone. This tends to slow me down a bit as there no carrot in front to catch up to. By lap three the shoulder muscles were starting to ache a bit but not too bad. As I started lap four I noted the time on my stopwatch, but by the time I got back round again at the end and clocked, in my tired brain wasn’t working too well, so I couldn’t figure out if I had enough time for another one. Taking a chance I set off again still trying to work it out in my head but getting nowhere fast. After a few turns I thought I’d dropped a right clanger and cocked up. A bit more brain de-scrambling and I changed my mind to ‘perhaps I could make it’ so got down to going fast but not too silly as to crash and really spoil everything. Luckily the lap was incident free and I made it back to the transponders with several minutes to spare.

 

Longest jump award goes to this guy

 

Darren on the hill - looking good in his first ever race!

 

eventual winner no. 105 - Glen Baker


Feeling better/fitter than I had any right to I topped up the bikes tank first then made my way back to the car for some re-fueling of my own. Pork pie, peanut butter and honey roll washed down by a monster energy drink, topped off by a power shot thingy. Oh yes and some gel for the left shoulder. During all of this Steve walked over and said Tony had just come in. As he started in front of me I said to Steve “he’s well late” and Steve replied he thought so too, but he also said that Tony recon’ed he was ‘on time’. Having a full hour to relax at lunchtime meant it was a fairly social affair and I even had time to pop to the dunnee.

Having said that ... not a relaxed as Gavin's! After having a real good race in the morning session the week's worth of birthday celebrations and partying had their effect - AND HE FELL ASLEEP - missing the start of the afternoon session!!?? He consoled himself by donning a marshals bib and getting a few more laps in :)

While filling the camelpack I was in two minds to take out the helmet cam. I still use an old style camcorder and bullet cam to record the footage so it’s fairly bulky and not at all light. But I knew if I didn’t I’d be pissed off later so I geared up with the larger camelpack that has all the equipment in. Just before the off Steve told me that Dan had blown a fork seal so they were going to make a move


Afternoon Session:

 

the dust started to be an issue in the afternoon

 

The first lap was a nightmare! I got stuck behind just about every single bike out there. At one point I was stuck in a long queue behind some quads and even when there was a chance to overtake they were throwing up so much dust I had to back off as I couldn’t see then ruts. By the second lap things had cleared up a fair bit and I had a good run of it, mostly. I caught Tony again in nearly the spot as the morning session but a lap later this time. Just as I come up behind him I noticed someone’s aluminum sump guard laying in the track! Lining up for an overtake on Tony I nearly rammed into his back wheel (see video) – something that I’m sure wouldn’t have gone down too well!

 

second lap - Tony

 

me.....hot on his heels!

 

see - i told you it doesn't like to jump!
must be the weight of all that mud under the seat unit ;)

 

At another point I almost had a bit of a whoopsie. I came up to a tree laying in the path (see video) and I’m 100% sure what happened next. I think I clipped a small tree and pulled my right hand off the bars slightly. That or I opened the throttle or I missed the brakes, either way I had to take avoiding action, stalling the bike in the process. Oh yes I nearly forgot – right at the beginning of the video – I missed a gear in a braking zone and dropped into neutral instead of first. Without engine braking I missed the turn but just stopped in time to avoid any serious tree hugging!

 

"Redbikejohn films his second lap in the afternoon session of the CHEC race at lane end on the 18th April 2010"

 

On lap three I started to feel the signs of cramp in my inner thighs, so I made an effort to drink even more to fend it off. I had a feeling another bike was coming for some reason and stole a quick glance over my shoulder to have a look. I spotted a flash of colour and it rang alarm bells as I recognised the colour - Barni was gaining on me! At the dogleg just before the muddy puddle I got a look and confirmed it was him. Dam, I couldn’t have that so immediately hit the boost button and got a move on. I managed to slip past several sets of slower riders fairly easily, as I caught them at the right moment.

 

Tony on the little muddy bit near the end of the lap

 

Gavin in his new role asa marshal!

 

For the next lap I pushed hard and managed to pull a big enough gap but by now the cramp was starting to show up in both legs. I carried on pushing and on lap four at the same spot he wasn’t to be seen so that was a relief. By the fifth lap I must have started to get complacent and slowed down cos right at the dogleg again I stopped him once more! I had just enough ‘turbo boost’ stored so I hit the button once more to keep in front even though I knew he’d more than likely beat me on time anyway. Sure enough I made it to the transponders without being caught ‘on the track’ so that was a nice little bonus.

 

me tired? no way!

 

Results: Well i did ok... 10th overall out of 137 finishers so i'm pleased with that. Tony on the other hand managed to get himself the second highest penalty score by being late in the morning! Ending up way down in 68th overall. Darren had a good solid performance by coming in 54th overall. Read his report lower down this page.

1st 105 Glen Baker Husqvarna
2nd 89 Ronnie Rodgers Yamaha
3rd 116 Ben Ilott

 

 

Tony - before.................. and....................... after!!!!

 

Second Opinion: Darren – newbie in his first race!


This being my first proper race outing it was with some trepidation that I made the short trip from Windsor to Lane End. Having ridden off-road only twice in the past 20 years I was hoping that a) I would last the 4 hour distance and b) the second hand Yamaha I’d bought a few weeks earlier would last the distance! Got to the venue around 9am and it was already filling up, so got signed on straight away and bike over to parc ferme. No Burger van = No coffee – not good for a man attuned to at least 5 cups a day! Delivered promised bottle of JD to John for all the help he has given me and some free body armour!

Darren on his wr250


I was no.70 so starting around 10.38. Sat waiting for the off I realised my camelback wasn’t working – great! Spent the next 2 hours dreaming of water (well coffee!) and when I managed to have a look at it discovered a kink in the tube – typical – one to add to the pre-race checklist. The race seems like a blur now although I can distinctly remember every time I fell off - what with hitting a tree (twice!), 4 front end slides, nearly rear ending the same guy twice (on different laps) and one where the bike ended up on top of me - just not sure how! Thanks to the guy who stopped to ask if I was okay!
The track was awesome and such great fun with lots of twists and turns and some great straight blasts. I managed 8 laps in the end as did the bike which I was pleased with but lack of fitness and skill prevented anymore. Track was very well laid out although at points I missed a turn (I put that down to my brain not being able to keep up with the bike though!) I picked up some great tips from people and really can’t wait for the next outing!!’
Cheers
Darren

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